Thank God it's Friday I just met my dream girl. Oh my God! She is so unbelievably cool and cute and sporty and sexy and charming. Her name is Dallas Friday and she's a professional wakeboarder. I got to watch her do her thing at Lake Mead. Like all wakeboarders, her arms and legs are incredibly toned -- major swoonage there. She's 5' of pure adorability. Plus, she's a bit of a bad girl; after her set, she smoked a cigarette! Unfortunately she's 16...but I can keep dreaming for the next two years. Wow.