�Chick bass players� or �Bridget Jones�s Diary� Week one: -4lbs. 0 cigarettes. I sound like freakin� Bridget Jones. I just got back from Bottom of the Hill where I saw this cute band called The Fairways. I�m totally in love with their bass player, Jen. I have a thing for female bass players. That combined with Jen�s cute smile and goofy mannerisms has me totally smitten. I�m totally going to be a groupie and see her at her next show. Maybe I�ll give her a flower after their set so she thinks I�m a total freak.