Suck You Okay, I didn't buy a $500 vacuum. A rare bought of logic came over me. I ended up with a Bissell PowerTrak 3594. It was on sale for $119 at Target (bonus!). The reviews on Amazon and Epinions are pretty positive. It has a cute red light / green light sensor that tells me if the carpet is still dirty or not. I'm pretty sure it's just lying to me though. Its Hepa filter is called a "Media Filter." I'm not really sure what that means, but I'm going turn on Fox News to see if it gets rid of any of that garbage. I had fun vacuuming my empty apartment! Vacuuming rules. Wow. I think I'm an amalgam of Monica, Ross, and Chandler.